“The SloFunkPump Show” is an award-winning  sit-com seriez featuring exclusive performancez and top-notch comedy.  Not only that, each epi featurez other cool artistz and performerz.  Season 1 has 4 episodez (1 hour and 16 min); the series has won multiple finalist and official selection awardz, including “The Bob Saget Award for Best in Comedy and Humor” .  

SloFunkPump Fun Memberz get access to all episodez of the Show, which are released on a regular basis.  FYI, the Show was originally broadcast on a popular streaming service with a 99 percentile in customer engagement and reviewz!  The Show is a certifiable hit!  However, that streaming service was a bitch to work with and they sucked hard.  So, the SloFunkPump webbysite you are now reading was born…Anyhoo, Season 2 is in pre-production.  Oh, and Fun Memberz get excloosy access to the award-winning “SloFunkPump Christmas Special” which keeps on giving every year! #timelessclassic

To become a member of The SloFunkPump community, simply click on the “Join The Fun” button in the webbysite Menu.  Follow the promptz to create your account. You’ll then have access to all the exclusive content and featurez of the site.  There are 3 typez of membershipz: Fun Memberz ($5 one-time), MVP Fun Memberz ($25 one-time), and Patron MVP Fun Memberz ($25 recurring).  Click the one that fits you best.  FYI,  if you make any purchase in the SHOP, you will be sent a link to create a FREE first-tier Fun Membershp ($5 one time).  You can then upgrade from there if you choose.

The audio playerz on the site allow you to listen to all of the SloFunkPump Live Archive  and Fun Memberz only music, vids, etc.  Simply click on the play button to start listening; use the controlz to adjust the volume or move up or back.  Right now, the playerz are not synched, so you need to pause one before starting the next one.  Or, simply download them all and listen as you like/watch on your own device.  At the bottom right of each player is a clickable option for d-loadz.  For ‘The SloFunkPump Poddy’, a super-cool player is provided to the rss stream for each episode.  Simply click “play” button for the most recent episode.  Click on the blue title of the poddiez in the body of the player to switch between episodes (the description will also then appear at the top of the player).  Or, just hit play and listen to them all in one crazy binge.  You’re call!  (…FYI, the Poddy is not excloosy to the webbysite, so you can listen on your fav stream service as well  if you’d like…)

The productz in The SloFunkPump Shop are designed and curated by Slo and the band themselvez, with a focus on quality, style, and funkiness. From t-shirtz, stickerz, and beverage itemz to exclusive releasez, every item is guaranteed to make you feel like a true funk aficionado. SloFunkPump wants to be your first stop in beverage item shopping — mugz, cupz, stickerz for cupz, etc.  Slo digs beverage containerz, sipping, and the culture around sipz.  He also dreams of an undergarment line.

We accept Paypal (Regular/Venmo/Paypal Later), and major credit/debit cardz for the “Join The Fun” membership planz.  When in the Shop, Apple Pay is accepted as well if you are setup with that app in your phone.   Simply follow all the promptz as you move through the “Join The Fam” account set up and/or the SHOP cart/checkout process to pick your favorite method.  

NOTE: If you want to use a debit/credit card, know that at first when you hit “Submit” or choose “PayPal or Debit/Credit” button, a Paypal Log In screen will appear.  Simply SCROLL down to the bottom and you will see an option for “Pay with Debit/Credit Card” button 8′)

Realize that your device and/or your device’s settings and installed apps may dictate which optionz appear.  GUARANTEED:  All transactions on the site are secure and encrypted for your protection.

Yes, the SloFunkPump team takes the security of our members’ information very seriously. We use industry-standard encryption and security protocols to protect all data on the site, and we never share or sell your personal information.  

While Slo and the band occasionally share snippetz of their personal livez on the site and in “The SloFunkPump Show”, we do not guarantee any specific level of exposure. The site is primarily focused on providing exclusive music, merchandise, and other content related to  SloFunkPump’s unique brand of funk. But, rest assured, you’ll get a healthy dose of nibz; the band is from South Florida — so when in Rome, you know.

Contact hq@slofunkpump.com  for any questions on productz, subscriptionz, returnz, etc.

SloFunkPump sends out top-notch stuff and rarely gets complaints!  We stay focused on core productz and make sure they are produced right (with as much damn environmental concern as possible!)  But if something is somehow not perf, we will accept returnz up to 30 dayz after delivery.  Just send us an email detailing the issue, and we’ll get back with an addy to send the item back, etc.

Privacy Policy for The SloFunkPump Show

At The SloFunkPump Show, accessible from https://slofunkpump.com//, one of our main priorities is the privacy of our visitors. This Privacy Policy document contains types of information that is collected and recorded by The SloFunkPump Show and how we use it.

If you have additional questions or require more information about our Privacy Policy, do not hesitate to contact us.

This Privacy Policy applies only to our online activities and is valid for visitors to our website with regards to the information that they shared and/or collect in The SloFunkPump Show. This policy is not applicable to any information collected offline or via channels other than this website.

Consent

By using our website, you hereby consent to our Privacy Policy and agree to its terms.

Information we collect

The personal information that you are asked to provide, and the reasons why you are asked to provide it, will be made clear to you at the point we ask you to provide your personal information.

If you contact us directly, we may receive additional information about you such as your name, email address, phone number, the contents of the message and/or attachments you may send us, and any other information you may choose to provide.</p>
<p>When you register for an Account, we may ask for your contact information, including items such as name, company name, address, email address, and telephone number.

How we use your information

We use the information we collect in various ways, including to:

— Provide, operate, and maintain our website

— Improve, personalize, and expand our website

— Understand and analyze how you use our website

— Develop new products, services, features, and functionality

— Communicate with you, either directly or through one of our partners, including for customer service, to provide you with updates and other information relating to the website, and for marketing and promotional purposes

— Send you emails

— Find and prevent fraud

Log Files

The SloFunkPump Show follows a standard procedure of using log files. These files log visitors when they visit websites. All hosting companies do this and a part of hosting services’ analytics. The information collected by log files include internet protocol (IP) addresses, browser type, Internet Service Provider (ISP), date and time stamp, referring/exit pages, and possibly the number of clicks. These are not linked to any information that is personally identifiable. The purpose of the information is for analyzing trends, administering the site, tracking users’ movement on the website, and gathering demographic information.

Advertising Partners Privacy Policies

You may consult this list to find the Privacy Policy for each of the advertising partners of The SloFunkPump Show.

Third-party ad servers or ad networks uses technologies like cookies, JavaScript, or Web Beacons that are used in their respective advertisements and links that appear on The SloFunkPump Show, which are sent directly to users’ browser. They automatically receive your IP address when this occurs. These technologies are used to measure the effectiveness of their advertising campaigns and/or to personalize the advertising content that you see on websites that you visit.

Note that The SloFunkPump Show has no access to or control over these cookies that are used by third-party advertisers.

Third Party Privacy Policies

The SloFunkPump Show’s Privacy Policy does not apply to other advertisers or websites. Thus, we are advising you to consult the respective Privacy Policies of these third-party ad servers for more detailed information. It may include their practices and instructions about how to opt-out of certain options.

You can choose to disable cookies through your individual browser options. To know more detailed information about cookie management with specific web browsers, it can be found at the browsers’ respective websites.

CCPA Privacy Rights (Do Not Sell My Personal Information)

Under the CCPA, among other rights, California consumers have the right to:

Request that a business that collects a consumer’s personal data disclose the categories and specific pieces of personal data that a business has collected about consumers.

Request that a business delete any personal data about the consumer that a business has collected.

Request that a business that sells a consumer’s personal data, not sell the consumer’s personal data.

If you make a request, we have one month to respond to you. If you would like to exercise any of these rights, please contact us.

GDPR Data Protection Rights

We would like to make sure you are fully aware of all of your data protection rights. Every user is entitled to the following:

The right to access – You have the right to request copies of your personal data. We may charge you a small fee for this service.

The right to rectification – You have the right to request that we correct any information you believe is inaccurate. You also have the right to request that we complete the information you believe is incomplete.

The right to erasure – You have the right to request that we erase your personal data, under certain conditions.</p>
The right to restrict processing – You have the right to request that we restrict the processing of your personal data, under certain conditions.

The right to object to processing – You have the right to object to our processing of your personal data, under certain conditions.  The right to data portability – You have the right to request that we transfer the data that we have collected to another organization, or directly to you, under certain conditions.  If you make a request, we have one month to respond to you. If you would like to exercise any of these rights, please contact us.

Children’s Information

Another part of our priority is adding protection for children while using the internet. We encourage parents and guardians to observe, participate in, and/or monitor and guide their online activity.

The SloFunkPump Show does not knowingly collect any Personal Identifiable Information from children under the age of 13. If you think that your child provided this kind of information on our website, we strongly encourage you to contact us immediately and we will do our best efforts to promptly remove such information from our records.

Changes to This Privacy Policy

We may update our Privacy Policy from time to time. Thus, we advise you to review this page periodically for any changes. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page. These changes are effective immediately, after they are posted on this page.

If you have any questions or suggestions about our Privacy Policy, do not hesitate to contact us.